We are going to a wedding. So far the conversation has consisted of:
- "You're not wearing that."
- "That shirt doesn't go with that suit."
- "What do you think you're wearing?"
- "No."
- "If you think you're going out with me wearing that waistcoat you've got another think coming."
- "She's had to invite their Elaine's lot from Bolton so don't be showing me up."
- "You don't need to wear a hat."
5 comments:
Don't forget shoes....we drove hundreds of miles for a wedding and THE ONLY THING my mister had to remember was his shoes.....do I need to type the rest?
Harold Pinter got a Nobel Prize for writing this kind of thing. Shoes: leather, black of brown - the others are for tennis or ten-pin bowling.
Threaten to wear a balaclava or go naked.
Anything else will look good by comparison.
the MITM simply asks, "navy or black" suit, this shirt or the white. then it's, "this tie or this one." every.single.time.
xoxoxo
Libby: There's a lot to be said for carpet slippers.
Gadjo: I couldn't stand for all that Antonia Fraser.
Fairyhedgehog: We actually had that argument.
Savannah: You know by now that neither of us make it that easy!
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