Psychiatrists at the University of Gaberdene have determined that people agreeing with two or more of the following statements may find themselves belabouring under a lucrative clinical condition:
- When I make a pot of tea I do not have the urge to stick the tea cosy on my head, jam my arm up my jumper and start muttering: "Not tonight, Josephine!"
- When trying to be detected by a motion sensor for office lights or automatic doors I do not make jazz hands and shout: "Mammy!"
- When I see a sign saying: "To Let" I say: "Toilet."
- I don't shout: "He's behind you!" during the battlement scene in Hamlet.
- When confronted by an upturned umbrella in the bath I do not have to quell the urge to have a crap in it.
Posts
5 comments:
I only do two of those things :-(
Sx
P.S I haven't given up my blogging challenges. I just don't want to blog about the elephant in the room so I am waiting quietly for it to wander off on its own accord.
Sx
It's a trick question, isn't it?
uh, no?
xoxoxoxo :)
I have actually said "He's behind you!" during a scene in Hamlet!!. (It was a just a rehearsal, mind). The others are new on me but I shall definitely try them out in an effort to be normal.
Post a Comment