Friday, April 26, 2013

Pipe and slippers and the missus and the nippers

I've just found myself standing on the doorstep shouting at The Cat I Do Not Have as she strolled down the path:

"Have you washed behind those ears? Be careful with the traffic, don't get yourself knocked down. And don't be late back in!"
A chap walking down the road glanced over at me and shook his head.
"They don't listen do they? Bloody kids."


3 comments:

Gadjo Dilo said...

I wonder if Chap Walking Down The Road would be more shocked to discover that it's a cat you're talking to or that it doesn't actually exist.

libby said...

Standing on the doorstep....on the cusp between the world we love and the one we have to be out and about in most of the time.......

Kevin Musgrove said...

Gadjo: not round these parts...

libby: only if the doorstep is by the bed-side