Tuesday, January 05, 2010


Running a cold, and having chapped lips, I popped into the chemist's for a stick of lip balm.

"Is it properly kissproofed?" I asked.

"Is it an issue?" asked the pharmacist.


Gaw said...

The pharmacist's question could have come across as very suggestive if said in the right tone of voice. Mae West? Kate O'Mara? Ruth Madoc? Just imagine.

Or was it a man?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Gaw: now then, would I spoil the magic by telling you?

Gadjo Dilo said...

Ha! Definitely Ruth Madoc.

Lulu LaBonne said...

This sounds like the start of a beautiful relationship