Friday, April 16, 2021

Missives and epistles

 'Course, when you get to my age you start getting lots of letters from the NHS. Like this one:

Dear Mr Musgrove,

Please stop sending us pieces of shit on sticks. We have more than enough to be getting on with.

Love and kisses
The Poo Clinic

 

4 comments:

Webrarian said...

The 'Ladybird Book of the Meeting' ends, if I remember correctly, with a page saying words to the effect...

"You think that by retiring you've escaped meetings? No. You'll find that you're having meetings with doctors and nurses from now on."

Never was a truer word said in jest.

Ms Scarlet said...

I don't think you're supposed to put poo on the sticks.
SX

Kevin Musgrove said...

Webrarian: Oddly enough I realised the other day that it's been more than ten years since I last saw a doctor on my own account.

Scarly: You wait until you're old like us, the NHS becomes a remote version of Taskmaster,

libby said...

Can't look at a lollyice the same way since joining that particular club .....