Friday, April 16, 2021

Missives and epistles

 'Course, when you get to my age you start getting lots of letters from the NHS. Like this one:

Dear Mr Musgrove,

Please stop sending us pieces of shit on sticks. We have more than enough to be getting on with.

Love and kisses
The Poo Clinic



Webrarian said...

The 'Ladybird Book of the Meeting' ends, if I remember correctly, with a page saying words to the effect...

"You think that by retiring you've escaped meetings? No. You'll find that you're having meetings with doctors and nurses from now on."

Never was a truer word said in jest.

Ms Scarlet said...

I don't think you're supposed to put poo on the sticks.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Webrarian: Oddly enough I realised the other day that it's been more than ten years since I last saw a doctor on my own account.

Scarly: You wait until you're old like us, the NHS becomes a remote version of Taskmaster,

libby said...

Can't look at a lollyice the same way since joining that particular club .....