'Course, when you get to my age you start getting lots of letters from the NHS. Like this one:
Dear Mr Musgrove,
Please stop sending us pieces of shit on sticks. We have more than enough to be getting on with.
Love and kisses
The Poo Clinic
Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.
The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.
The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.
The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.
I must have been doing the cat's shoelaces
when this lot came a-calling.
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The 'Ladybird Book of the Meeting' ends, if I remember correctly, with a page saying words to the effect...
"You think that by retiring you've escaped meetings? No. You'll find that you're having meetings with doctors and nurses from now on."
Never was a truer word said in jest.
I don't think you're supposed to put poo on the sticks.
SX
Webrarian: Oddly enough I realised the other day that it's been more than ten years since I last saw a doctor on my own account.
Scarly: You wait until you're old like us, the NHS becomes a remote version of Taskmaster,
Can't look at a lollyice the same way since joining that particular club .....
I always think of A.A. Milne when someone mentions poo(h) sticks.
And I know I have been in absentia for ages, but something came up on Facebooks that put me in mind of you. I don't know why...apparently, someone has been leaving pornography in a free library book exchange and it has been suggested that said person "move to the cesspit that is Hebden Bridge."
I hope you are well and happy, Kev.
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