Bone idle

All those things I put off until I had a bit of time to do it...

• Get some sleep.
• Read some of the books in that big pile on the sofa.
• Clean the bathroom.
• Vacuum the window ledges.
• Watch The Small Object of Desire de-flea The Cat I Do Not Have.
• Chop down all those dogwood bushes that have erupted in the front garden.
• De-flea  The Small Object of Desire after she's finished de-fleaing The Cat I Do Not Have.
• Do something about that back fence without hurting myself this time.
• Chop back the boysenberry jungle in the back garden.
• Write some blog posts about Julian and Sandy; the rôle of licorice allsorts in parliamentary democracy; speckled woods: bully boys of the brambles; and, perhaps Titch and Quackers.
• Do something about that pile of clothes on the spare bed.
• Take those jackets to the dry-cleaners.
• Clean that window. You know, *that* one..
• Write some posts in the serious blog about systemic failures in public library strategy; social media as stock promotion tools; and integrating back-office systems.
• Empty the cat litter tray that The Cat I Do Not Have only uses as my 4 o'clock alarm clock.
• Edit the contents of the fridge
• Find that sock that fell behind the cooker

What I actually did...