Friday, February 17, 2012

Titularity

If ever I get round to writing a book I shall call it: "Tales Of The Greased Anaconda"

8 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

Are you writing porn?
Sx

libby said...

Isuspect we are still talking romance here......weren't flowers good enough?

Pat said...

I think Scarlet has hit the nail on the head.

Happy Frog and I said...

Good name for a band also.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Honestly. Scarlet and Pat you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. I was thinking more along the lines of an old-fashioned gentlemen's smoking club smelling strongly of Old Hobson's Curly Cut, leather and old copies of Wisden.

Libby: not just flowers — chocolates and a big snuggly blanket, too. And a bollocking for not getting her a card last year.

Happy Frog and You: I expect it was done already. Some West Coast hippie outfit with flowers in their hair and incomes from a Trust Fund.

savannah said...

am i the ONLY woman who cooked for her man on valentine's day? didn't expect a card or flowers or chocolate, but fixed his favorite meal? did i miss a memo or something? LOL xoxoxoxo

p.s. i hate hallmark card holidays, can you tell, sugar?

Anonymous said...

but why Kevin, why?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Savannah: Yes, you are, and you're a bless poppet for the doing of it.

nursemyra: Because it's there. [Strikes manly pose. Sounds of cat being sick stage left.]