Madame De Farge was asking about the whereabouts of the post titles I haven't used in the other blog. I may be using some of them for the secret history, but I thought I might share a few from the lucky bag once every so often. Here's a random selection.
- Plagued by spider kittens
- A flash of masculine idiocy
- Just like Nelson did at the Battle of Waterloo
- Could you give a loud whistle just in case anything cracks
- If this works I'll be known as somebody with healing feet
- In the line of duty I've had to put things up people's noses
- Did he actually say: "Ahoy there!"?
- On passing lilac urine
- Prince Philip said: "Get your finger out!" and that cut us to the quick
- The Jane From Hell's Kitchen
- Kindly Omit Flowers
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8 comments:
Ha ha ha! You're a wonderful nut!
What have you got against rivers?
Oh your writing does make me laugh sometimes....thanks for that.
Just what I needed before breakfast.
Healing feet? Lilic urine?
I want to read what goes beneath each of those titles, you are an awesome title producer
I like the 'healing feet' thinng: Kev Musgrove gets a new career as a geisha.
Any healing urine?
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