I should be ashamed of myself, a grown man shouting in the street...
I'd just been to the shop to get some "luxury bathroom towels." A nine-pack works out cheapest and lasts a while but doesn't fit into a carrier bag so I just carried it home as it was. One of the local knuckle-draggers spotted it as he walked down across the road.
"Hey mister, uh hu!" he shouted, "bog rolls! Uh uh uh!"
"Yes," I shouted back, "I'm planning on having a shit."
Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.
The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.
The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.
The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.
I must have been doing the cat's shoelaces
when this lot came a-calling.
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Observant buggers aren't they?
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P.S Have a good one!
over here, it's just "BOGO" buy one, get one...we're just simple people, sugar! ;) xox
I find that planning to have a shit doesn't work - if I think about it too much it doesn't happen. It's the same with romance, you can't force it.
Ruf would have been proud of you! He often carries them home from Lidl, but those ones dont have a handle. It's most inconvenient.
Do you remember that old joke about the Master of Wit and Repartee? I can't recall the exact script, but the punch line was "Bugger off you red nosed clown!"
I have an award for you at my place!
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