Friday, July 08, 2011

Ladies, look away now

The new workplace (oh yes) has room in the gents for more than just the one lavatory bowl and a sink and it's a reminder to me of the etiquette of Office Gents'.

There are those people who will occupy a cubicle, with the door open, as they stand and have a pee. This is because they are Scared Of Somebody Seeing My Willy. Which is bad news at busy lunchtimes for those of us Scared Of Somebody Seeing Our Bottom Because We're Having To Shit In The Urinal.

9 comments:

Miss Scarlet said...

Good heavens! Thank goodness for the Ladies... where we all take our own air fresheners and stick reams of toilet paper down the lav so that nobody can hear us going about our ablutions.
Sx

libby said...

Pooh at work? heaven forfend.....a quick wee if you get the chance but loitering on the lav?? nooooooooo.

savannah said...

guess i'm not a lady, sugar! *snickering* xoxooxoxo

Pat said...

Not a very nice picture to go to sleep on:) Poo in the urinal? Surely not.

Gadjo Dilo said...

Is it only me who wishes for a cubicle in the bogs which is totally and utterly soundproof?

('New workplace'?)

nursemyra said...

hahahahaha

Kevin Musgrove said...

Sorry to have offended any sensibilities!

[new workplace: oh yes]

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Syncopated Eyeball said...

HA HA HA HA HA!

New workplace! Jolly good, I hope it's a better environment for the thriving of the Kevin.