Sunday, October 17, 2010

All muck and cobwebs

"You'll have to watch out for yourself," said my mother. "It says here that homes across the country are going to be invaded by sex-crazed spiders."


I'm going to have to stop her reading newspapers.

16 comments:

savannah said...

just how old is your mother, sugar? xoxoxox

Kevin Musgrove said...

She boasts about being just six months older than Cliff Richard, Savannah. I've told her this is no measure of youth these days.

savannah said...

i had to google cliff richard, sugar! i knew the name but had no idea of his age and now her's! xoxoxo

Pat said...

Why she's but a gel!

Pat said...

Savannah - the British equivalent of Elvis.
In his dreams;)

Scarlett Parrish said...

Oh dear. I hoover mine up when they appear in my house.

Anyone want to go for the obvious punchline?

nursemyra said...

I need to subscribe to British papers. they sound so much more truthful that ours

fairyhedgehog said...

What do sex-crazed spiders do that makes them more scary than the ordinary sort? More scary to humans, I mean.

Scarlet Blue said...

Which paper is she reading? I need to subscribe.
Sx

Kevin Musgrove said...

savannah and Pat: and she gave birth to me late in life...

Scarlett P: I'm leaving well alone, I've been thumped twice today already!

nursemyra: all human life is there...

fairyhedgehog: she wouldn't let me pinch the paper off her to find out and she couldn't tell me for laughing.

Scarlet: this was the Sunday Mirror but she can find them in virtually anything. Even the small ads in The People's Friend.

Lulu LaBonne said...

I have set up a spider porn parlour - watch youtube for more details

Kevin Musgrove said...

Lulu: you'll only encourage them!

Kane said...

Kevin!! And what was your mom afraid of? That them spiders will invade every body orifice you have? =) Kidding.

Cheers to your mom!

Kane

Kevin Musgrove said...

Kane!!! Don't encourage her! She had my dad worried about badgers last week. (To be fair, she was getting his own back after twanging her bra strap once too often.)

Murr Brewster said...

I think she's right. It was all over the web.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Murr: :D