Sunday, April 19, 2009


Visiting the parents for to cadge a cup of tea and a read of the paper I was suprised when my mother burst into raucous laughter. It turns out that she's reading the sex advice page in the Sunday Mirror.

"There's this letter here, it says: 'I have been endowed with a large manhood. This not the advantage that most men would think. When they see it, women look at it wide-eyed and ask where on earth I think I'm putting that.'"


Madame DeFarge said...

The standard of education amongst the young is really very tragic.

Gadjo Dilo said...

I'm surprised, I'd have thought the female readership of the Sunday Mirror would have said something like "Aye up, tha calls that a todger does tha? I've seen black puddings with more meat on 'em!" (Just my excuse to do another Last of the Summer Wine accent).