On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Theresa May joining in the "Guess The Size Of The Invisble Man's Left Testicle" game at the Abattoir Road Conservative Club, Helminthdale.
She evidently knew him well before he had the operation.
A fairly small club, is it?
ReplyDeleteNot so much a club as a sock full of wet sand.
ReplyDeleteShe used to go dancing with the invisible man, didn't she?
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