I turns out that there is an undocumented* volume control knob in a position to be moved by my loins. While one has to question the thinking behind the design, I have to be pathetically grateful to find that my loins are still capable of moving anything.
* I'm male and I work with computers and librarians. Of course I don't read the documentation!
Er..oh, no! I'm not even going to ask...
ReplyDeletewell, sugar, all i can add is that MAC heats my loins. ;~D xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteve: ranges
Savannah's got me wondering; are loins purely a male feature? Seems a bit unfair - we should all have something to gird from time to time.
ReplyDelete'Pelvic girdle' is the female equivalent of a chap's 'loins', isn't it? (I mean, they're really the same thing, but as usual have to be 'branded' differently...)
ReplyDeleteAt least the sound doesn't go up when you move your bowels.
ReplyDeleteI daren't add anything to this conversation.
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