Ah - but what is middle age Kevin.I suspect I never actually went there because it's certainly too late now.
It's when a keen interest in Gardeners World stops being a bit eccentric and starts fitting quite nicely with your demographic profile.
Middle age is when you get up 10 times a night for a pish, but still forget to put the seta backdown after each visit.
If you see it coming, then you can hide behind the sofa until its gone.
Middle age arrived for me when I finally realised that the person I kept glimpsing in shop windows wasn't some just some old bag stalking me ...
The answer is to keep recalculating your age when you die; I've now decided to die at 94, which means I haven't quite reached my middle age yet.
I have it on very good authority that wearing a surgical stocking on you head can be helpful.Sx
Gaw:I'm a 32 year old who reads Mojo. Is that a halfway house, or does it make me prematurely middle aged?
Mae West, the lady with a quotation for every occasion, once said, "You're only as old as the man you feel."
Martpol: What is Mojo?
Why, it's the thinking music fan's compromise between hoarding instinct and actual interest in tunes.
yikes, sugar, then i must be over the hill! *sigh* xoxoxo
what does that mean?
Dorothy: It means that I have opened a torrent of human pain, to judge by the commentary.
Take your socks off and wiggle your toes
Ah - but what is middle age Kevin.
ReplyDeleteI suspect I never actually went there because it's certainly too late now.
It's when a keen interest in Gardeners World stops being a bit eccentric and starts fitting quite nicely with your demographic profile.
ReplyDeleteMiddle age is when you get up 10 times a night for a pish, but still forget to put the seta backdown after each visit.
ReplyDeleteIf you see it coming, then you can hide behind the sofa until its gone.
ReplyDeleteMiddle age arrived for me when I finally realised that the person I kept glimpsing in shop windows wasn't some just some old bag stalking me ...
ReplyDeleteThe answer is to keep recalculating your age when you die; I've now decided to die at 94, which means I haven't quite reached my middle age yet.
ReplyDeleteI have it on very good authority that wearing a surgical stocking on you head can be helpful.
ReplyDeleteSx
Gaw:
ReplyDeleteI'm a 32 year old who reads Mojo. Is that a halfway house, or does it make me prematurely middle aged?
Mae West, the lady with a quotation for every occasion, once said, "You're only as old as the man you feel."
ReplyDeleteMartpol: What is Mojo?
ReplyDeleteWhy, it's the thinking music fan's compromise between hoarding instinct and actual interest in tunes.
ReplyDeleteyikes, sugar, then i must be over the hill! *sigh* xoxoxo
ReplyDeletewhat does that mean?
ReplyDeleteDorothy: It means that I have opened a torrent of human pain, to judge by the commentary.
ReplyDelete