On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
A Hannigan's Truss Boutique patented "Discreeto" portable, wearable commode.
Monday, December 31, 2018
Sunday, December 30, 2018
On the sixth day of Chrimbo…
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
A reminder of two more who passed from us in 2018. As if this year wasn't shitty enough.
Saturday, December 29, 2018
On the fifth day of Chrimbo…
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Theresa May's Hostile Environment
Friday, December 28, 2018
On the fourth day of Chrimbo…
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Take That's 30th Anniversary Album
Thursday, December 27, 2018
On the third day of Chrimbo…
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
A visit from the shy aunties.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
On the second day of Chrimbo…
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Boxing Day football.
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
On the first day of Chrimbo…
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Marmite sprouts.
Monday, December 24, 2018
Christmas trifles
"The Met Office has issued a Yellow Warning for fog," I explained to the cat. "The bearded chap might not be able to come tonight." It's an attempt to let her down gently. I haven't the heart to tell her that James Robertson Justice is dead.
Sister Conchita Ignatia, late of the Sisters of the Aggressively Virginal, called round for her Christmas box. I was down for the count after two minutes. It took a good dose of the sal volatile before I was in any state to face the carol singers.
Have a cool Yule.