The answers to last year's quiz

1. It takes two ticks from the grand A6 or whichever one suits you; the A53 or the A54 or the A5002.
2. Second-rate Les in his Burberry fez

We had thousands of answers on a postcard from the four corners of the editor's typewriter and the first one pulled out of George Osborne's hat was from Mrs. Edna Poskitt of Cheshire, who writes:

"We always listen to your programme while we're sat around the kitchen table worming my granny. Me and my family would love it if you could say hello to Auntie Norman and if you would play something by One Direction."

Well, just for you, Mrs. Poskitt, here's a linotype of Dame Nellie Melba singing "Hey Little Hen."