Some posts we missed

Madame De Farge was asking about the whereabouts of the post titles I haven't used in the other blog. I may be using some of them for the secret history, but I thought I might share a few from the lucky bag once every so often. Here's a random selection.

• Plagued by spider kittens
• A flash of masculine idiocy
• Just like Nelson did at the Battle of Waterloo
• Could you give a loud whistle just in case anything cracks
• If this works I'll be known as somebody with healing feet
• In the line of duty I've had to put things up people's noses
• Did he actually say: "Ahoy there!"?
• On passing lilac urine
• Prince Philip said: "Get your finger out!" and that cut us to the quick
• The Jane From Hell's Kitchen
• Kindly Omit Flowers