Sunday, February 20, 2011

Lazy Sunday afternoon

Questions a gentleman must not answer on a Sunday morning:
"Do you think I need a new saddle?"
"Would those boots make my legs look short?"
"That would look better in pink, wouldn't it?"

8 comments:

  1. It may depend if these were all part of the same conversation. Then you would be most assuredly stuffed if you answered in the affirmative.

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  2. Anonymous10:02 pm

    I think most gentlemen would be a tad hesitant on the other days, too.

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  3. A loved one who's into horses?
    Bloody 'ell!

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  4. Hmm, I think I'd leave all questions of footwear and pinkness unanswered, but the saddle thing's interesting and you might profitably resurrect the topic after about 11am when you're feeling more in the land of the living.

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  5. Oh dear. You are entering the minefield of delight.
    Sx

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  6. A bicycle saddle, I should admit.

    I seem to be buying a lot of chocolate these days.

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  7. Chocolate is good. Definitely.

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  8. eyeball: it's a good negotiating tool :-)

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Take your socks off and wiggle your toes