just how old is your mother, sugar? xoxoxox
She boasts about being just six months older than Cliff Richard, Savannah. I've told her this is no measure of youth these days.
i had to google cliff richard, sugar! i knew the name but had no idea of his age and now her's! xoxoxo
Why she's but a gel!
Savannah - the British equivalent of Elvis.In his dreams;)
Oh dear. I hoover mine up when they appear in my house.Anyone want to go for the obvious punchline?
I need to subscribe to British papers. they sound so much more truthful that ours
What do sex-crazed spiders do that makes them more scary than the ordinary sort? More scary to humans, I mean.
Which paper is she reading? I need to subscribe.Sx
savannah and Pat: and she gave birth to me late in life...Scarlett P: I'm leaving well alone, I've been thumped twice today already!nursemyra: all human life is there...fairyhedgehog: she wouldn't let me pinch the paper off her to find out and she couldn't tell me for laughing.Scarlet: this was the Sunday Mirror but she can find them in virtually anything. Even the small ads in The People's Friend.
I have set up a spider porn parlour - watch youtube for more details
Lulu: you'll only encourage them!
Kevin!! And what was your mom afraid of? That them spiders will invade every body orifice you have? =) Kidding. Cheers to your mom!Kane
Kane!!! Don't encourage her! She had my dad worried about badgers last week. (To be fair, she was getting his own back after twanging her bra strap once too often.)
I think she's right. It was all over the web.
Murr: :D
Take your socks off and wiggle your toes
just how old is your mother, sugar? xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteShe boasts about being just six months older than Cliff Richard, Savannah. I've told her this is no measure of youth these days.
ReplyDeletei had to google cliff richard, sugar! i knew the name but had no idea of his age and now her's! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteWhy she's but a gel!
ReplyDeleteSavannah - the British equivalent of Elvis.
ReplyDeleteIn his dreams;)
Oh dear. I hoover mine up when they appear in my house.
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to go for the obvious punchline?
I need to subscribe to British papers. they sound so much more truthful that ours
ReplyDeleteWhat do sex-crazed spiders do that makes them more scary than the ordinary sort? More scary to humans, I mean.
ReplyDeleteWhich paper is she reading? I need to subscribe.
ReplyDeleteSx
savannah and Pat: and she gave birth to me late in life...
ReplyDeleteScarlett P: I'm leaving well alone, I've been thumped twice today already!
nursemyra: all human life is there...
fairyhedgehog: she wouldn't let me pinch the paper off her to find out and she couldn't tell me for laughing.
Scarlet: this was the Sunday Mirror but she can find them in virtually anything. Even the small ads in The People's Friend.
I have set up a spider porn parlour - watch youtube for more details
ReplyDeleteLulu: you'll only encourage them!
ReplyDeleteKevin!! And what was your mom afraid of? That them spiders will invade every body orifice you have? =) Kidding.
ReplyDeleteCheers to your mom!
Kane
Kane!!! Don't encourage her! She had my dad worried about badgers last week. (To be fair, she was getting his own back after twanging her bra strap once too often.)
ReplyDeleteI think she's right. It was all over the web.
ReplyDeleteMurr: :D
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