I've been having a lot of dreams about masturbation lately. Which just goes to show how ambition is curtailed by age: back in what little I had of my prime I used to dream about sex.
They say that if you make a wish immediately upon waking from your dream...it will come true. "They" never made it clear to me whether it's the wish or the dream that's realised!
LMFAO! If it makes you feel any better, I spent a whole weekend with Ruf and we only had sex once, very quickly this morning. The rest of the time we were far too busy on our computers getting our new business off the ground! So much for a sex goddess ;P
I've said it before, I'll say it again: my audience may not care about the social effects of the economic collapse of the House of Acquitaine, nor the dismal dietary habits of the Eastern Spotted Quoll, but give them something a bit mucky...
Pat: thank you, I laughed out loud!
(Daphne: well, yes, but self-praise is no recommendation)
They say that if you make a wish immediately upon waking from your dream...it will come true.
ReplyDelete"They" never made it clear to me whether it's the wish or the dream that's realised!
LMFAO! If it makes you feel any better, I spent a whole weekend with Ruf and we only had sex once, very quickly this morning. The rest of the time we were far too busy on our computers getting our new business off the ground! So much for a sex goddess ;P
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you had matters in hand by first light my friend.
ReplyDeleteReally, sir! I am shocked. Shocked, stunned and amazed!
ReplyDeleteOh my virgin eyes.
*faints clean away*
Well a dream about a dream would be worse wouldn't it, even a wet one.
ReplyDeleteOoh ooh, word vert is ingle. Do you remember ingle from Pale Fire, Nabokov used it to mean pretty boy lust object?
I used to dream of owning a bakery and now I just dream of having a cake - but I still get to eat it
ReplyDeleteI feel I've been skirting coying around the M word for most of my blogging career but there you go just coming out with it as direct as you like :-)
ReplyDeleteI feel I can now use the word 'wank'.
ReplyDeleteI don't like to be upstaged.
Sx
Wouldn't you know - the weather's turned cold again?
ReplyDeleteOn n'est jamais mieux servi que par soi-meme.
ReplyDeleteRiding solo or was there someone on the Pillion?
ReplyDeleteI've said it before, I'll say it again: my audience may not care about the social effects of the economic collapse of the House of Acquitaine, nor the dismal dietary habits of the Eastern Spotted Quoll, but give them something a bit mucky...
ReplyDeletePat: thank you, I laughed out loud!
(Daphne: well, yes, but self-praise is no recommendation)