Kevin, I imply nothing you understand, but where I go swimming clothes are optional and there is a noticeable positive correlation between declining the option and removing all body hair. There is a further positive correlation with flabbiness of bum. So all I say, and it is addressed especially to the younger and more impressionable of your readers, is this: careful how you go.
I know. It leaves a nasty rash.
ReplyDeleteSmooth on some baby oil.
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I'll shave mine and you can stick the bits back on.
ReplyDeleteyikes, sugar! oxoxox
ReplyDelete(why did y'all do that in the first place?)
Scarlet: it's the irritation against the shirt...
ReplyDeleteMadame DF: bless you lady!
Savannah: I know: it didn't even seem like a good idea at the time.
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ReplyDeleteSorry finger trouble -
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that you'd wished that you'd waited for one of the staff to come and wax it for you
Lulu: aaargh!!! I've seen how they replace due date labels!
ReplyDeleteDo you think it will grow back but thicker or more wirey (?sp) like nasal hair?
ReplyDeleteEpic blog post, sir. Truly epic.
ReplyDeleteI too have had shaving regrets.
Mr. Saw: definitely thicker. A very nasty stubble to have under a shirt. Never again.
ReplyDeleteMs. Parrish: there are some parts that should never see a razor blade.
Kevin, I imply nothing you understand, but where I go swimming clothes are optional and there is a noticeable positive correlation between declining the option and removing all body hair. There is a further positive correlation with flabbiness of bum. So all I say, and it is addressed especially to the younger and more impressionable of your readers, is this: careful how you go.
ReplyDeletePS. I wear a costume.
Caution duly noted Inky!
ReplyDeleteUh-oh.
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