Monday, December 31, 2012

The answers to last year's quiz

  1. It takes two ticks from the grand A6 or whichever one suits you; the A53 or the A54 or the A5002.
  2. Second-rate Les in his Burberry fez
We had thousands of answers on a postcard from the four corners of the editor's typewriter and the first one pulled out of George Osborne's hat was from Mrs. Edna Poskitt of Cheshire, who writes:

"We always listen to your programme while we're sat around the kitchen table worming my granny. Me and my family would love it if you could say hello to Auntie Norman and if you would play something by One Direction."

Well, just for you, Mrs. Poskitt, here's a linotype of Dame Nellie Melba singing "Hey Little Hen."

À la recherche du temps perdu

Happy New Year 
from the Helminthdale Borough Works Department

Helminthdale celebrates its new housing improvement programme

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

One from The Lads From The Wirral...

Half a cool Yule, people.