Monday, April 11, 2011

Things what grown-ups do

An occasional series. Part one of the list:

  • Have a "who can do the dance from 'Tales Of The Unexpected'" competition when they should be getting ready for work.
  • Missing the traffic lights changing because they're having an eyebrow wiggling contest
  • Sulking after being accused of eating the last of the Tangfastics even though it's absolutely untrue and somebody else entirely ate them and passed on the blame.

9 comments:

nursemyra said...

What's a Tangfastic?

Pat said...

Re eyebrow wiggling contest - I can do a mean Dirk Bogarde and also Roger Moore.

savannah said...

i.love.you.
just so you know, this made me laugh! xoxoxo

Kevin Musgrove said...

nursemyra: here's a quick introduction

Pat: The Small Object of Desire does a good Dirk Bogarde. I think it's a Northern Woman thing.

savannah: ta love. :-)

Hospitable Scots Bachelor said...

You make ME looki mature - and that ain't easy!

Scarlet Blue said...

I do the best Tales of the Unexpected dance!!! I am the champion.
Sx

Gadjo Dilo said...

How wonderful to both know the dance from the 'Tales Of The Unexpected' credits to be able to have a competition about it. Re eyebrows, I can almost do the full Leonid Bresnev.

syncopated eyeball said...

I've got one of those eyebrows and I can wiggle my ears too. You round like you're having lots of fun. Bravo!

Kevin Musgrove said...

Hello and welcome John! I'm fairly sure we'll get worse yet.

Scarlet: you have natural advantages which may disqualify you in a fair contest.

Gadjo: we were going to do the full Andrei Gromyko but it turned out that we'd turned over two pages in the magazine. I was relieved: I don't approve of wearing a trilby in bed.

eyeball: we seem to be, which is odd as we're neither of us designed for fun.