Sunday, February 20, 2011

Lazy Sunday afternoon

Questions a gentleman must not answer on a Sunday morning:

"Do you think I need a new saddle?"
"Would those boots make my legs look short?"
"That would look better in pink, wouldn't it?"

8 comments:

Madame DeFarge said...

It may depend if these were all part of the same conversation. Then you would be most assuredly stuffed if you answered in the affirmative.

moreidlethoughts said...

I think most gentlemen would be a tad hesitant on the other days, too.

Pat said...

A loved one who's into horses?
Bloody 'ell!

Gadjo Dilo said...

Hmm, I think I'd leave all questions of footwear and pinkness unanswered, but the saddle thing's interesting and you might profitably resurrect the topic after about 11am when you're feeling more in the land of the living.

Scarlet Blue said...

Oh dear. You are entering the minefield of delight.
Sx

Kevin Musgrove said...

A bicycle saddle, I should admit.

I seem to be buying a lot of chocolate these days.

syncopated eyeball said...

Chocolate is good. Definitely.

Kevin Musgrove said...

eyeball: it's a good negotiating tool :-)