Saturday, January 31, 2009

BOGOF

I should be ashamed of myself, a grown man shouting in the street...

I'd just been to the shop to get some "luxury bathroom towels." A nine-pack works out cheapest and lasts a while but doesn't fit into a carrier bag so I just carried it home as it was. One of the local knuckle-draggers spotted it as he walked down across the road.


"Hey mister, uh hu!" he shouted, "bog rolls! Uh uh uh!"

"Yes," I shouted back, "I'm planning on having a shit."

6 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Observant buggers aren't they?
Sx

P.S Have a good one!

savannah said...

over here, it's just "BOGO" buy one, get one...we're just simple people, sugar! ;) xox

Gadjo Dilo said...

I find that planning to have a shit doesn't work - if I think about it too much it doesn't happen. It's the same with romance, you can't force it.

having my cake said...

Ruf would have been proud of you! He often carries them home from Lidl, but those ones dont have a handle. It's most inconvenient.

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Do you remember that old joke about the Master of Wit and Repartee? I can't recall the exact script, but the punch line was "Bugger off you red nosed clown!"

scarlet-blue said...

I have an award for you at my place!
Sx