Saturday, October 11, 2008

Fetish

I've decided that I need to have a fetish. God knows, I'm old enough and peculiar enough for one and everyone and their dog seems to have one already and I don't see why I should miss out.

Which is great in principle, but more of a problem in practice. A quick sken of the reports in The Lancet and the Sunday red-tops confirm that there are possibiities amongst the solitary vices but I can't say that any of them appeal at all, even remotely.

I'll have to make a research project out of it. Leastways, that'll be my defence when I'm brought up in front of the Watch Committee.

8 comments:

Mrs Pouncer said...

Kevin, you've been to syrupsex.blogspot.com, so what more could you want?
Inkspot has asked for a thang about shoes, and Scarlet will oblige - so there's something else to look forward to. I can do something with me in severe Anthony Price couture, high-strap Blahniks, reeking of Ysatis, speaking in faultless German, while you brush my hair.
Any good?

Papercuts said...

I love this blog.

Have you ever considered a Givingpapercutslotsofchocolate fetish?

It's a real one. Google it.

signed,

Papercuts (compulsive liar)

librarylizzie said...

I could dress like a *librarian*, quote chunks of Dewey, and make you do things very very quietly? Any use to you?

scarlet-blue said...

Shoes, bras and hats . . . it's the only way forward Kev . . . the choice is endless . . .
Sx

Kevin Musgrove said...

I'm not sure my blood pressure's up for any of this.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Ladies in pencil skirts with picture hats and opera gloves. I think that would do as a nursery slope sort of a fetish...

Oh, and a pair of glasses perched pertly at the end of the lady's nose...

And black silk stockings...

No, I can't carry on. It's like being the poor kid with his nose pressed against the sweet shop window.

Mrs Pouncer said...

It's obviously me you want, Kev. Don't fight it. That's as good a description of Clarissa Pouncer as any you'd find on the National Identity Computer, or whatever DCI Barlow uses these days.
Cleckheaton any good for you?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Not on a chara with a crate of brown ale milady?